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no picture? no picture.
I'm drunk and shit. I can ride my bike with no handlebars...for at least a mile and a half or approximately that shit. Fuck.
fuck.
fuck?
what?
alex...emily...you don't read this, but nice beer pong. you're pretty good, and not just for being chicks.
bluck?
Did you ever see Garden State?
Do you remember when Zero Z was playing that song In the Waiting Line during Garden State and Zach Braff was just chilling...
not moving...
still...
not moving...
and everybody else was moving?
that was me tonight. Except to Move Along by The All-American Rejects.
The world moved around me. I just sat still and watched/forgot what happened.
Too much beer pong = me forgetting.
Title: Drip Goes The WaterI non-verbally non-physically bitch slapped my boss today. It was intense. Hoorah.
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" And you hate your boss at your job.
But in your dreams
You can blow his head off.
In your dreams, show no mercy.
You have to sleep late when you can,
and all your bad days will end"
-Flaming Lips
I thought of that when I read your post.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cpunw66xAY4
you being > than minnesota's lakes!!!!
best
EVER
!
!!!!
[heart] scott
wasted scott
How do you bitch slap someone without words or your hand? Did you mentally bitch slap your boss? Or did you do some passive aggressive thing that could be conceived as a bitch slap?
PS- I think it's pretty amazing that you can be drunk, post a blog, and use the "< i >" to make things italicized. Nice work, bro. You should put that on your resume.
So Ma & I checked out your drip system. Pretty creative. Take some Motrin, you'll feel better.
you drunk ass
i wanna hear about the non-verbal, non-physical bitch slap!
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