Title: Brush StrokesSometimes I like The Cure, sometimes I don't. I spent some time in Nordstrom's bathroom today and listened to them while in there. Nordstrom has a "Men's Bathroom" and a "Women's Lounge". Ally opened the door into the Lounge for me to see in, and sure as shit (pun?) there were couches in their bathroom. Well, it was more like a foyer of sorts with an open doorway in the back to the actual bathroom area, so when ladies are socializing and chatting it up in the Lounge (what else are they supposed to do there?) they could probably hear and smell the aftermath of another woman's visit to Panda Express half an hour earlier.
Who would want to hang out in shitter?
*RING RING* Hello?
Hi Deb, the ladies and I are getting together this afternoon to catch up and would love it if you could join us.
Oh, why that would be positively lovely, Ilene. Where should we meet?
We'll probably start in the Homeware Department and then migrate over into the Women's Lounge. Be sure to bring your appetite! We'll definitely order something in.
I bet that by the year 2048, the presidential election will be determined through a reality show like America's Next Top Model or something like that.
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i've seen these lounges. at first i was astounded, then i realized that dudes talk while pissing on the same tree or the same wall, so we don't need not lounge. everywhere men piss and/or shit is a fucking lounge.
Ha Ha ... so funny! Seriously, I don't get that lounge thing. Who wants to relax so near to all that action?
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