And then there was nothing.

(November 7, 2008)

Day 206

Stranger Things Have Happened


The Pabst Brigade gathered at Mark & Gordon's.

Clockwise: Sondra. Annabelle. Gordon. Mark. Rande. Scott Lawan. Me. Lacey in the center.

Brief intermission for a wrestling match, some musical chairs to separate the secretive cousins, Scott going off on how his king's dick turns women into golden statues, a 40D, an L lens, and a new 28mm. The usual.

Oh, and remember the weird bookworm from Day 166? I ran into the guy again, looking for the later books in the Dark Tower series. My god he freaked me out. He complimented me on my glasses and then started going off on how whenever a man gives another guy a compliment, they're automatically assumed to be homosexual. That then segued into him talking about how he didn't have to wear a condom during the '80s when everybody was freaking out about AIDS because he exclusively had vaginal intercourse with college girls that weren't sharing intravenous drugs or having rough sex with professional hookers on the side. He saved his anal virginity until he was married at the age of 45, so he didn't have anything to fear in the way of deadly STDs.

He had a bottle of Vanilla Porter in his hand throughout this whole conversation.


4 comments:

Photomoto said...

Lacey is cute.

Unknown said...

all I can think about is what rhymes with milk? ...blank.

The A in AJ said...

Dude, I love this guy. I want to walk into his store and just try to freak him out. "Oh yeah!? Well, haven't you heard that, um, that's not true! Yeah! That's right man. You're assumptions are supported by a bed of lies. LIES MAN! LIES!"

Or something like that.

I like this shot. Where are the people you're referring to? Was there another shot up, then you changed it, but not the text? I wonder... I wonder....

Silly drunk crazy people. I love telling people more than is socially acceptable. "Hey man, how's it going? I licked a dog's balls once. My name's AJ."
Wait, what?

Michael said...

That clockwise list of people was only ever a mental image. I didn't have my camera with me this night. You can see a few pictures from it, however, at a friend's blog.

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mike at rhymeswithmilk.com